Answers of a brilliant student who ended up scoring 0% in the exam

Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?

A. His last battle.

Q. Where was the declaration of Independence Signed?

A. At the bottom of the page.

Q. Ganga flows in which state?

A. Liquid state.

Q. What is the major reason for divorce?

A. Marriage, of course.

Q. What is the main reason for failure?

A. Examinations.

Lateral Thinking

I got a mail today from one of my friend and i felt it is really funny. read it and enjoy it!

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . .





       man
1. ------------
      board






















Ans. = man overboard






Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.









      stand
2. ------------
          i
















Ans. = I understand










OK . . .




Got the drift ?








Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?







3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/













Ans. = reading between the lines












4.  

      r
     road
      a
      d









Ans. = cross road









Not having a good day now, are you ?


Redeem yourself.








5. cycle
    cycle
    cycle












Ans. = tricycle









Not easy to figure out ha!








          0
6. ------------
       M.D.
       Ph.D.












Ans. = two degrees below zero







C'mon give it a little thought ! !








    

7. knee

    light












Ans. = neon light




( knee - on - light )










U can prove u r smart by getting this one.








            ground
8.        ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet















Ans. = six feet underground







Oh no, not again ! !








9. he's X himself












Ans. = he's by himself







Now u messing up big time.








10. ecnalg












Ans. = backward glance









Not even close ! !








11. death ..... life












Ans. = life after death









Okay last chance ..................



12. THINK













Ans. = think big ! !








And the last one is real fundoo - - -








13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...










Ans. = long time no 'C'