Answers of a brilliant student who ended up scoring 0% in the exam

Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A. His last battle.

Q. Where was the declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the bottom of the page.

Q. Ganga flows in which state?
A. Liquid state.

Q. What is the major reason for divorce?
A. Marriage, of course.

Q. What is the main reason for failure?
A. Examinations.